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FORREST GUMP IS MY FRIEND

Written by Jack the Bitterroot Beagle

One of my real good friends is Forrest Gump. I met him in the Bitterroot Valley near Hamilton, Montana. I was hiking around up on the hill when I saw this guy sitting on a bench.  He had a real funny haircut, a yellow suit, and some luggage.  He said he was Forrest Gump and he was waiting for the Number 9 bus. I kind of thought he might have eaten too many chocolates, 'cuz there isn't a Number 9 bus in the Bitterroot Valley.  Well, I hiked with him down to my house and then had my chauffer, Casey, drive him home.  Since that day, Forrest and I have gone hiking in the Bitterroot Mountains many times.  We even hiked up to some lakes and caught a bunch of trout. When I'm not being a movie star, Forrest and I will be going hiking again this year. < Prev   Next >