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JACK ATTENDS A ROBIN CONCERT

Written by John Williams

When Jack the Bitterroot Beagle isn't making movies, attending gala events, or resting, he enjoys listening to music.  On this particular springtime day, Jack was attending a concert put on by a local robin and her babies.  Mrs. Red Breast selected a 50's tune especially for Jack, as she knew he was an upbeat kind of guy.  Jack loved the performance.  He told the lead singer, "Your kids sure have been practicing.  They'll probably be leaving the roost soon for solo careers." < Prev   Next >